You’ve Learned Bad Things! — 2-in-1
Fang Anyan froze at the doorway. After his mind galloped through ten thousand wild horses for a while, he gritted his teeth and returned to his own room.
His brother was such a calm person. He almost never took the initiative to ask for anything. So regarding the frequent occurrence of this kind of thing between the two of them, Fang Anyan naturally placed the hat of excessive indulgence firmly on Jun Yueyue’s head.
Last night being that late was one thing. But today, they had not been awake for long, right? They had only eaten one meal, and she was already pestering his brother again…
Fang Anyan deeply felt that he absolutely had to have a proper talk with this woman. Did she know shame? Did she know his brother was not in good health and needed moderation?
Jun Yueyue’s leg really hurt from the knock. Fang Anyu was using no small amount of force while massaging it for her, and she could not help crying out in little sounds. While crying out, she even pouted at Fang Anyu. He could not hear, but he could always see, right?
Fang Anyu did indeed see it, but he misunderstood. Jun Yueyue’s pout was meant as coquettish complaint, but Fang Anyu thought she was asking for a kiss. Whenever she pouted, Fang Anyu would temporarily stop, lean over, and peck her lips. At first, Jun Yueyue froze for a moment. Later, she started having far too much fun with it.
Fang Anyu was completely incapable of losing patience. His palms were warm, covering and massaging her painful knee. His equally warm and serious kisses were like the candied fruit one needed when drinking bitter medicine. Jun Yueyue was about to become addicted.
Her knee did not hurt anymore. Really. She did not know whether the psychological effect was just too powerful. She held Fang Anyu’s face and felt that across two lifetimes, she had never felt this sour-hearted, soft-hearted, and at ease before. At first, this man had only been trouble in her eyes, trouble she had wanted to eagerly throw away.
But how long had it been? She had fallen even faster than people had fallen in the apocalypse in her previous life. She had been infected by his “virus,” with no transition period at all, directly becoming terminally ill.
Jun Yueyue held Fang Anyu’s face. Under his clear gaze, she leaned closer with her eyes open, tirelessly touching her lips to his again and again. Closing her eyes, she almost wanted to cry.
So this was what love tasted like.
She thought it was countless times sweeter than the family affection that had already blurred in her memory.
This person was hers. This understanding filled Jun Yueyue’s heart fiercely. What Fang Anyu gave her was absolute peace of mind and trust. He was so foolish and liked her so much. He would absolutely never betray her.
No one knew how important this sense of peace was to Jun Yueyue. She held Fang Anyu’s head, kissing his lips, kissing his eyes, kissing his nose, kissing his forehead, reluctant to let go.
Fang Anyu laughed from her kisses. When two people were together, whether the other person liked you could be truly and clearly felt. These childlike kisses soothed Fang Anyu far more than all of Jun Yueyue’s heartfelt words through that sleepless night.
He half-knelt on the floor, slightly raising his head and watching with open eyes as Jun Yueyue puckered her bright red lips and leaned toward him. Yet his hands still did not forget to slowly rub her knee.
It was almost evening again. The sunset was even warmer and yellower than yesterday evening, spilling in through the floor-to-ceiling windows and wrapping the intimate pair in its glow, plating them with a warmth that belonged only to the two of them. Before, Jun Yueyue had often heard people say they wished time could stop at a certain moment.
She had always scoffed at that. After all, stopping meant being unable to continue sensing anything else. But at this moment, she finally understood how romantic that phrase was.
Right now, in this moment, if time could stop here, Jun Yueyue felt there would be nothing bad about it.
But they still had countless beautiful moments like this ahead of them. Once Jun Yueyue had kissed enough, she finally released Fang Anyu in satisfaction. The bruise on her knee had almost dispersed. Fang Anyu reached up and wiped his face, then put away the medicine box.
Jun Yueyue saw him wiping his face and knew she had kissed him too enthusiastically just now. She had probably gotten saliva on his face. But this action was really…
She picked up her phone and sent Fang Anyu a message:
Why are you wiping your face? Are you disgusted by my saliva?!
This was truly unreasonable, but young couples in love always needed to act a little unreasonable for things to be interesting. Jun Yueyue waited to see Fang Anyu panic and explain that he was not disgusted, but Fang Anyu was standing by the bookshelf putting the medical box away. After seeing the message, he turned back and glanced at Jun Yueyue, then replied:
I’m not disgusted. I’m just spreading it evenly.
Jun Yueyue saw the message and failed to react for a moment. After she finally reacted, she suddenly realised that Fang Anyu was actually saying sweet words!
You’ve learned bad things!
After reading the message, Jun Yueyue got up and ran toward Fang Anyu. Where exactly had Fang Anyu learned this kind of earthy love talk?!
Jun Yueyue ran toward Fang Anyu, and once she reached him, she directly jumped at him and hooked her arms around his neck.
After last night, she had already fully understood Fang Anyu’s ability. He looked as if he had no strength, and even his fingers were thin and pale, as if they would snap with one bend. But this person’s strength was the same as a normal man’s. In fact, Jun Yueyue felt he had more endurance than most men.
So she jumped at him with great confidence. Sure enough, when Fang Anyu saw her coming, he very naturally opened his arms, caught her in his embrace, and held her tightly. Jun Yueyue’s feet hovered two feet above the ground.
However, he really did not have much muscle. He did not have the kind of body that had been trained. His endurance was alright, but when she suddenly rushed at him like this, he could catch her, yet he could not quite stand steady.
Fang Anyu leaned backward against the bookshelf with a bang. Jun Yueyue’s laughter fell down together with a row of books from the top shelf.
Jun Yueyue had only wanted to mess around with Fang Anyu. She liked seeing him at a loss. It was as if he had never played around before. Every time, he was overwhelmed, but Jun Yueyue could tell that he was happy.
Judging by him, he must have been a good child since childhood. Good children did not run and jump around. Jun Yueyue really hoped he could become more lively. She had already decided to take him exercising with her starting tomorrow morning.
After getting down from Fang Anyu, Jun Yueyue smiled and wrapped herself around his waist for a while longer. She had not known she had such a clingy personality. During all those years in the apocalypse, she had thought her cold attitude was her nature. But now she realised that it had only been a stress response, a disguise after being betrayed.
In front of Fang Anyu, because of his defects, she had gradually lowered her defences. Because of his softness and harmlessness, she had lost her vigilance. When one person relaxed their guard in front of another and lost their vigilance, would their softest heart not be easily captured?
No one could refuse Fang Anyu’s gentle approach and picking.
“Ai…” Jun Yueyue leaned against Fang Anyu. Fang Anyu leaned against the bookshelf behind him. She sighed and mumbled, “I’ve really fallen. I don’t want to do anything. I just want to stick to you.”
Did love make people mentally disabled?
Fang Anyu could not hear, but he especially, especially liked Jun Yueyue relying on him like this, clinging to him like this. As a man, he was born with a protective instinct toward the weak, but no one had ever needed his protection. Jun Yueyue’s attitude gave him the feeling of being needed. This was difficult to describe. Fang Anyu stroked Jun Yueyue’s long hair, happier than he had ever been before. Although the two of them could not truly speak heart to heart aloud, their thoughts were the same: they wished they could stick to each other at every moment.
The sunset was as brilliant as a red flower, warm as it shone on them. Jun Yueyue simply did not move. Keeping this posture, she quietly embraced Fang Anyu, listening as the other person’s heartbeat gradually overlapped with her own.
Actually, this kind of fiery-red sunset was not a good omen. Before the apocalypse arrived, after every heavy rain, there would always be this kind of blood-like setting sun.
But this ominous image, like heavy rain, could no longer bring Jun Yueyue panic. Holding the person in her arms was like holding the whole world. No matter what, she was no longer alone…
However, stickiness always had an end. After the sun completely set, Jun Yueyue’s feet were sore from standing. Her heart had not had enough of this intimacy, but she still got up. As soon as she raised her head, she met Fang Anyu’s as-ever gentle gaze. The last smear of sunset passed through the floor-to-ceiling window and was held in his eyes. Jun Yueyue felt that meeting his gaze was like soaking in a scalding hot spring, so hot her heart palpitated.
Jun Yueyue clicked her tongue and took a step back. Only then did Fang Anyu also straighten up. But the way he stood was a little strange. The posture of his arms and back did not look quite normal.
Jun Yueyue circled around behind him to look and discovered that there was actually a fallen book behind him. It had a hard cardboard outer case and was still very new. It lay across the bookshelf, with one sharp corner sticking out, exactly where Fang Anyu had been leaning just now!
The clothing on Fang Anyu’s back had been pressed into a very obvious dent. Jun Yueyue lifted his shirt and looked. That patch on his back was already bruised with blood underneath!
“Are you stupid?!” Jun Yueyue shouted directly at him in anxiety. Fang Anyu blinked, unable to understand what she was shouting.
Jun Yueyue quickly took out her phone and typed:
That book corner was digging into you. Why didn’t you move? Didn’t it hurt?!
She had been leaning against him just now, leaning so firmly. She had even jumped at him. Was he really stupid? Surely he did not feel nothing?
After Fang Anyu finished reading, he breathed a sigh of relief. He had not known what he had done to make Jun Yueyue’s expression turn bad and had been afraid.
He quickly replied:
It hurt, but you were hugging me. I didn’t want to get up.
Jun Yueyue had thought that perhaps, like with eating, he could not feel fullness. She had absolutely not expected this to be the reason.
After reading it, she froze for a long while. Then she lifted her head and glared at Fang Anyu with reddened eyes, uselessly crying.
She wiped her eyes fiercely, warning herself that crying over such a small thing was far too stupid.
But she simply could not control it. She thought of the beginning of the apocalypse, when she had always been reluctant to eat food and reluctant to wear thick clothes, wanting to save them for her mother and younger brother. But had she not been hungry or cold? No. It was because she loved them.
Although this could not be compared to the situation in the apocalypse, Jun Yueyue had never been cherished by someone like this before.
She had never dared imagine that someone would, because of one hug from her, continue standing there even when his back was nearly pierced, reluctant to move.
Jun Yueyue cried uselessly, sobbing again and again. The sounds grew louder and louder. Her fists knocked against Fang Anyu’s shoulders, and she was acting so coquettishly that she did not seem at all like the former King Kong Barbie.
“Why are you so bad?”
Jun Yueyue mumbled, unable to stop laughing and crying at the same time like a lunatic talking to herself. “If you keep treating me like this, wu wu wu, sooner or later I’ll die in your hands…”
Fang Anyu hurriedly wiped her tears. He did not know why Jun Yueyue had suddenly started crying. A little panicked, he wiped her tears and sent her a message:
What’s wrong? Did I do something wrong? Don’t be angry. Whatever I did wrong, I’ll change it properly…
After Jun Yueyue read it, she cried even harder, so hard that no sound came out. As a result, Fang Anyan, who thought that whatever the two of them had been doing should be just about over by now, happened to hear Jun Yueyue’s crying and words.
Die in… his brother’s hands?
Fang Anyan returned to his own room with his arms and legs moving stiffly on the same side. He felt like his worldview had cracked a little. Could his brother… be fierce when bullying people? She was crying too miserably…
Jun Yueyue herself was crying quite fiercely. She had already forgotten how many years it had been since she cried like this. In the end, seeing Fang Anyu so anxious that sweat appeared on his forehead, and feeling that her own emotions had more or less vented, she finally laughed through her tears and stopped crying. She replied to Fang Anyu:
Nothing. I just wanted to cry. I haven’t cried in a long time.
Most importantly, when she cried, someone coaxed her. Someone got anxious for her.
Fang Anyu had been anxious for a long while. Jun Yueyue did not even give him much of a reason. With just the words “I wanted to cry,” he believed her. Frightened, he sent Jun Yueyue a message:
You scared me to death. I thought you were angry with me.
Why would I be angry with you? You’re so good.
Jun Yueyue pulled Fang Anyu to sit on the edge of the sofa and took out the medicine box she had just put away. This time, it was Jun Yueyue’s turn to treat Fang Anyu’s bruised injury.
Fang Anyu lay on the sofa, his shirt lifted up to his upper back. Jun Yueyue rubbed the medicinal oil warm in her hands and massaged around the injured area with some force.
Fortunately, there had been a layer of clothing between them. Otherwise, his back would have been punctured. Jun Yueyue had only hugged him. What was the big deal? Yet he could not bear to move away…
Thinking of it made her nose sour again. Tears disobediently welled up. Jun Yueyue’s eyes and nose were red from crying. The wound on her own palm had actually not fully healed either, but fortunately, it was on her left hand. She had also used waterproof adhesive that helped wounds heal, so it did not affect daily life much.
Unlike Jun Yueyue, who had sung a whole opera after hitting her knee a little just now, Fang Anyu could not make a sound, so from beginning to end, he made no sound at all. If he were a normal person and shouted a little, Jun Yueyue might have said that a grown man was being delicate. But because he could not make a sound at all, it only made one feel heartache.
As Jun Yueyue massaged him, she kissed his back from time to time. Fang Anyu lay on the sofa with his head turned to the side. His curls covered half his face but could not hide the dimple at the corner of his mouth.
Being with someone you liked was like this. No matter how childish or monotonous something was, even if they did nothing and only stuck together, time still seemed to pass quickly.
After applying medicine for Fang Anyu, the two of them sat together on the sofa watching television. Neither of them knew what programme was playing. From time to time, they sent messages to each other and chatted about meaningless things, but in the blink of an eye, it was already past eight in the evening.
When the two of them came downstairs because they were a little hungry, Fang Anyan happened to be downstairs drinking tea. Seeing that the two of them had finally come down, he imperceptibly breathed a sigh of relief. When he saw that Jun Yueyue was walking with a slight limp and that her eyelids were a little swollen, while his brother looked completely normal, Fang Anyan felt that perhaps he needed to get to know his brother all over again.
He had always felt that between the two of them, his brother was the weaker one. Because his brother could not hear or speak, and his reactions were slower than normal people’s, Fang Anyan always felt that Fang Anyu would suffer losses with this woman.
But judging by the way the two of them interacted now… it seemed the one suffering losses was not his brother?
The human heart was just this biased. As long as it was not his brother who suffered losses, Fang Anyan’s irritable mood reduced by half. He had already eaten dinner tonight and had also sent Jun Yu back. While Jun Yueyue and Fang Anyu ate at the table, he sat at the coffee table not far away drinking tea.
In truth, he had turned down a gathering tonight specifically to wait for the two of them to come downstairs so that he could talk to this woman.
As for the thing between them… Fang Anyan did not plan to interfere. No matter what, his brother was still an adult. Besides, he was not the one suffering losses. Fang Anyan only wanted to ask why this woman refused to divorce his brother and even refused to accept the Jun family.
This did not make sense. As long as she followed Old Master Jun’s arrangements, as long as she met the Jun family’s shareholders and divorced his brother, she could openly and legitimately search Qiuhai City for partners in cooperation and marriage alliance.
When the time came, without exaggeration, among all the young masters of powerful families in Qiuhai City who were strong enough to catch the Jun family’s eye, as long as this woman crooked her finger, they would inevitably roll and crawl over to her.
Thinking of this, Fang Anyan felt something especially difficult to describe. Being born into families like theirs, there was really no such thing as selfhood. Back then, had he not also circled around Jun Yu because he wanted to obtain the Jun family’s support and because Old Master Jun had hinted at it with one sentence?
In the end, carrying the Fang family’s burden on his back, he had to be like everyone else and use everything about himself to the extreme, including marriage.
Love was far too luxurious for people like them. So Fang Anyan did not believe that Jun Yue, who had been born into the same kind of family as him, would give up the right to control her family for the sake of so-called love.
So while Jun Yueyue and Fang Anyu were eating happily, Fang Anyan held his teacup and suddenly spoke.
“Jun Yue, let’s talk. Don’t let my brother know.”
Jun Yueyue’s movements paused. She turned to look at Fang Anyu. Fang Anyu sensed Jun Yueyue’s gaze and also turned to look at her, then very naturally reached out and wiped a little soup from the corner of her mouth.
Jun Yueyue smiled at Fang Anyu, then said to Fang Anyan without turning her head, “Why do you always want to talk to me? And why does it have to be behind your brother’s back? You’ve never understood your brother’s thoughts, have you? Let me tell you, I’m afraid of scaring you. I can’t chat with you alone.”
Otherwise, Jun Yueyue was truly afraid that Fang Anyu would again say something like, *It’s fine if you marry my brother too. The three of us can live happily together…*
Thinking of this, Jun Yueyue wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. She knew Fang Anyan definitely did not believe the words he had heard that day. In reality, what Jun Yueyue had said to Old Master Jun that day had indeed been false.
She had only done it to refuse becoming some bullshit heir, wanting to swap with Jun Yu and only take money without working.
The words that day had indeed been a bit overacted. Those words had been meant to provoke Old Master Jun. Fang Anyan was a normal person. It was right that he did not believe them.
However, Jun Yueyue did not really want to chat with Fang Anyan. Even if she told him the truth, Fang Anyan would not believe it. It would be a waste of words.
She still preferred Fang Anyu’s type. No matter what she said, Fang Anyu would believe her, regardless of whether it was logical or how many loopholes there were.
Getting along with this kind of person was truly too relaxing. If Fang Anyu were a normal person, as annoying as Fang Anyan, Jun Yueyue thought she would absolutely never have turned the lie she had told Old Master Jun that day into reality.
“Old Master Jun can’t contact you. He won’t just let you stay outside like this. Do you think being the Jun family heir is child’s play?” Fang Anyan said. “Acting like this may very well implicate my brother.”
Jun Yueyue choked on a mouthful of soup. She had read this novel, and she had never heard that the old man had any unusual background. He was just a businessman. Hiring some people to put on a test for several people was still ordinary. Could he really do something like involving the underworld?
Fang Anyan really knew how to make alarmist statements. Jun Yueyue said impatiently, “Stop scaring me. I still need to watch dramas with your brother in a while. I don’t have time. If you have the time, why don’t you go pull in investment? Or go win Jun Yu back. Let me tell you, the person in charge of the Jun family in the end will definitely be Jun Yu. Spend more effort coaxing her, and you’ll be able to climb onto a high branch and soar. Isn’t living off a woman fragrant?”
Fang Anyan was so angry he ground his teeth and cursed under his breath. Jun Yueyue simply pretended not to hear. In this way, the two of them had an argument right in front of Fang Anyu while each doing their own thing. Fang Anyu did not notice anything unusual at all. After Jun Yueyue finished eating, she went upstairs with Fang Anyu to watch television.
Fang Anyan was so angry at her that his nose nearly went crooked. He drank several more cups of tea to reduce his anger. As a result, he drank too much and could not sleep in the middle of the night, constantly getting up to use the bathroom…
And it was just this coincidental: the water dispenser upstairs had broken, so there was no warm water to drink. After midnight, Jun Yueyue went downstairs to open the fridge and look for drinks. She had eaten something too salty at night.
The two half-asleep people met on a narrow path in the corridor. After bumping into each other, Jun Yueyue ignored Fang Anyan and went downstairs to look for water. As a result, Fang Anyan reached out and grabbed her sleeve.
“What exactly is your purpose? What exactly are you trying to use my brother for? Let me tell you, you can deceive my brother, but you can’t deceive me.”
Jun Yueyue’s clothes were twisted crooked from his pulling. She quickly tugged them back and slapped Fang Anyan’s hand away with a smack. “I’m your sister-in-law. What are you grabbing at me for? If your brother saw this, careful, I might falsely accuse you of molesting me…”
“Do you have any shame?!” Fang Anyan had finally caught such an opportunity. This woman stuck to his brother every day. Fang Anyan simply could not find a chance to talk to her alone. There was no way he would let Jun Yueyue go so easily. Today, he had to ask clearly!
But he did not notice that it was two in the morning. The two of them were pulling at each other in the corridor. In the end, Jun Yueyue was blocked by Fang Anyan in a corner of the wall. She irritably scratched her head. “Fine, talk, talk, talk! Say it!”
“What exactly is your purpose?” Fang Anyan repeated.
Jun Yueyue was angered into laughter. “What purpose do I have? Didn’t you hear it already? You big mouth, eavesdropping on other people and then telling the person involved. Pah! Is that something a man should do?”
“Why couldn’t I tell him? I just want my brother to see your true face clearly,” Fang Anyan said. “And I didn’t only tell him what you said. I also told him you were lying!”
Jun Yueyue really wanted to slap Fang Anyan to death. But after thinking about it, Fang Anyu probably had not believed him. Otherwise, he would not have had that attitude.
When Jun Yueyue thought of how Fang Anyu liked her so much that he had no bottom line at all, all the anger in her heart from Fang Anyan’s petty sowing of discord vanished.
She looked sideways at Fang Anyan and said irritably, “Aren’t you curious why I won’t divorce your brother? Didn’t you hear it last night? It’s because of that.”
When someone had no shame, they were invincible under heaven. Since she had already decided to be with Fang Anyu, she would not be able to avoid a character like Fang Anyan in the future anyway. It was better to open fire fiercely right away and embarrass him so badly that he would not dare provoke her easily in the future. Then she could have some peace.
Fang Anyan froze. Thinking of what happened last night, and even what happened during the day, his face instantly turned red. He pointed at Jun Yueyue, unable to understand how a woman could be this shameless. He opened his mouth several times, not knowing what to say.
“You… you’re bullshitting!” Fang Anyan could not help cursing.
“I didn’t want to talk to you, but you insisted on talking. You ran out in the middle of the night to block me,” Jun Yueyue said. “I told you the truth, and you still don’t believe me. If you’re sick, can you go to the Third Hospital and get a proper check-up?”
Jun Yueyue reached out and pushed away Fang Anyan’s arm that was braced against the wall to stop her from leaving. She decided she would not drink water and would go straight back to sleep.
But Fang Anyan felt that the reason she had given was even more ridiculous. Who would, for the sake of that kind of thing… refuse to become the heir of a family?
Even if someone’s brain had been burned out, they would not choose this. If she truly became the heir of a family, what kind of person could she not have?
Fang Anyan had not gotten the answer he wanted, so of course he was not prepared to let Jun Yueyue leave. He reached back and grabbed, originally intending to grab Jun Yueyue’s arm. But instead, he grabbed the back of her clothes. With one hard tug, the belt of her sleeping robe, which had already been tied loosely, came undone…
“Don’t leave! Explain yourself clearly! Stop using that bullshit reason…”
Fang Anyan’s voice stopped abruptly, because he saw Fang Anyu walking out of the room.
Jun Yueyue gave a short cry of alarm and quickly pulled her opened sleepwear closed around herself. But that brief exposure of skin still made goosebumps rise all over her body.
When she met Fang Anyu’s gaze, Jun Yueyue thought she might as well push Fang Anyan down the stairs and kill him right now.

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